The corporate stooges

Why is it the corporations making a million dollars a day has the stupidest fucking people in front of Congress trying to bullshit the American people.

BP pluging along

Well...as this keeps geting more fucking stupid their plan after a smaller cap is old tires and golf balls.
Well shit...my ideal is better, drop Yugo's on it...ever tried to loosen a rusty bolt? Ever tried to move a rusty Chevy?

British Petroleum are you listening?

Landrieu BPin slick

Well, if it walks like a paid off bitch,

and it looks like a paid off bitch,

then it must be a paid off bitch

being a DINO or RINO does not matter,

nor does the people who put her in office.