It may take force fed Meatloaf to get a presidential pardon or to have the United States Attorney General over ride the New Jersey Attorney General to keep his fat ass outta jail. But.....was he smart enough not to touch the ketchup?
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
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Saturday, February 11, 2017
you can take the Keebler elf outta Alabama...but you can't take the neo-con, alt-right, bigot outta the Keebler elf.
( DISCLAIMER: black funny guy has no documentation, information via electronic medium or word of mouth that Jeff Sessions is by blood, adoption or any other form related to the Keebler Elves, he also extends his apology to all Elves past and present and commends there service to keeping nature in balance and the forests surviving)