Monday, December 28, 2015

we are not all Rudolfs

I have not seen one of the Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer cartoons this holiday.This cartoon came to me because my nose has been running almost non-stop this winter, and got really sore from the constantly blowing it. Folks,not much on DWI speeches...if you want to go out, get drunk and clobbered by the Albuquerque police have fun.....but.... 

euuu..lympics

I was listening to ESPN radio, there was the representative from America to the Olympic committee being  interviewed. she was VERY concerned that the water in Rio de Janeiro was not fully cleansed at that time, which was 3 months ago. Rio de Janeiro is hosting 3 water sports all in their bay. and in the words of President John Kennedy the water is dirty enough to walk on.

Obama my way

to begin with never was a Obama boy, jumped on his band wagon when he chose Joe Biden. Obama is a very intelligent  highly educated person. the county was not formed by highly educated men but by men who worked the land, for the most part, common men like Joe Biden. Never liked his speeches, always liked the content though.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

puttin around Putin

there are some political events I could make a living off of. Any black Republican activity, Sara Palin (if she had a larger  rack.) and family,and of course the election season. but for shear comedy fun Vladimir Putin. I will never ever draw him in a shirt. No matter what he does, the view of this ex- KGB bad-ass riding a horse with no shirt is a gift from the editorial cartoon gods.

Keystone XL.....for real??

ok..there is a lady who has a billion acres in Texas. they ran the Keystone XL pipeline through her property. she is getting no compensation of any kind. Now this pipe line is Keystone the southern leg. Apparently what all the hoopla and hell raising is about is the Keystone northern leg this pipeline is to bolster the existing one. What "they" are saying is the Keystone XL southern leg pipeline, Obama "fast tracked" this pipeline through.Now you are telling me they ran a oil pipeline from Canada to Texas in 5 years, Obama's first getting into office until now...bullshit. Remember Cheney's covert meetings with the oil executives....Remember..there is a lot of stuff that flows from one administration to the next...Democratic and Republican cooperation???

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

veterans are not spiders, sweeping them out the back door

there is not a week I do not wake up someone claiming to be a veteran sleeping on the lawn at city hall. I ALWAYS tell them to go to a church and sleep there. What I do not know could fill the hole on the Titanic and save it from sinking, but..this no boots on the ground by Obama i believe is Bullshit, I will believe when I hear that a mass of drones are leading the Syrian or whatever rebels into the "fight". some little nerd can be sitting in a van and coordinate a drone attack against Isis or any other "insurgent". Boots on the ground...sure carrying Drone equipment into a secure base in the fighting, what the fuck are they doing with my tax money!

a credit to his race...which ever it is

Just like Herman Cain this guy is a fucking fake. the only other time I was embarrassed being Black was the day Martin Luther King was shot. Jessie Jackson TOOK CHARGE, Never will forgive him for that .He used Martin Kings death to launch his "political" currear. I do not believe any black person claiming to be a Republican is not in it for the "money". not one I know , knows shit about the Republican Platform and can put up a decent argument. Republican administration = "slavery" of the working class, not middle class,,,working class, minimum wage up to $13.00 per hour.

Monday, November 2, 2015

ok... gross - er

now I say a lot how cute my Daughter and Little Sister are I still call them heart breakers,...but to say you would date them is..not right. every guy out there who says those words look at the (in this order) breasts, butt then face of any women they are interested in, and unless they are a lire ( heaven forbid) any woman they say that about they want to go to bed with ( and not for a good nights sleep). Just another sample of how Trump will open his mouth and it is not connected to his brain, like when "W" massaged the German Chancellor's shoulders 

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

predominantly......whatever area

this guy is a jackass, he closed the Department of Motor vehicles in the "predominantly black areas" then open them one day a week. Now if you get a chocolate chip and nuts cookie, and it is predominately chocolate chips it can have one more chip than nuts, this guy is such a rookie Republican. and this is my big speech, you hear about white power against black people but it is also against poor white people. I work with a whole lot of people who were earning $12.72 per hour and of these 2 or 300 people only 3 are black, and the Republican Mayor here took 8 years to remember how to write his name for our 1% raise. Him and the nitwit union fought in court over this.....1%

Speaker of what House?

He will take the job if he can continue to visit with his family like he wants, He who opposed the "family leave act" Good go ahead and do a half assed job, this is just what we can use....

ain't that a kick in the pants?

the "Rat Pack" (Sammy Davis Jr. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Peter Lawford) one of them wrote a song with the words ain't that a kick in the pants, and when Martin Shkreli "donated" $2,700 to Bernie Sanders campaign to get a meeting and Bernie gave it to a AIDS clinic in Washington DC it was literally this song. All this ditz had to do is call Bernie and ask to set up a meeting, and Bernie would have gladly sat with him to discuss the drug prices and other things. NOT rocket science

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

would you buy a drone from this man ?

when I heard that the United States was going to sell like 2,700 drones this cartoon popped in my head along with the story of the guy in court cause he shot down a hobby drone that had a camera that was hoovering over his swimming pool while his 13 year old daughter was sun bathing. please note the 3 jokes, uncle Barack was a small business model in the 70s, like the phrase mom and pop's the term "as is" "cash only" and "made (?) in USA".actually drones do not bother me as much as satellites. They say when they turn to junk they fall into the atmosphere..anyone have insurance when a soviet satellite lands on your car?? 

Thursday, October 1, 2015

the Pharaoh has returned

As soon as those words cam out of Trumps mouth I saw this cartoon.I even called my brother who is a reverend with a masters in theology and a doctorate to check weather it is a fair comparison...fair to the pharaoh....that is....

the rats begin desert-ing

I KNEW IT Perry was the first rat outta here, and Mr Kock Money fallowed, he looks like a dufus and guess what...he was...can not wait for Jindel to leap. Now Perry after looking like the biggest idiot last time WHY would he bother. I feel for all the Texans "before" him ,Granddaddy Bush, Daddy Bush, "W"........ WAIT.......no I don't!!!!!!!!!!!!

by by Boner


even though I spend a LOT of time kicking the oposition in the grunions I do like to teach cartooning. this is the case, I just wanted to show the original sketch when I heard boner was outta here. now he can earn real money as a "C" street shill.

Friday, September 4, 2015

hmmm Firoina..prepare to barf

this cartoon was based on something she said at the "Kiddie Debate" now according to the pundits she won the debate. but that is not the issue.there is a term "taking one for the team" Yes folks I am willing to do that, Have known about her since she was booted out of HP think she is the most wishy-washy candidate ever, Sara Palin would run her over like a shiatsu on the freeway at rush hour. not half as sexy as Megan fox or the bimbo on the View but ..but ..... given the chance...and I am not talking about intelligent conversation..there is nothing really intelligent in her solar system...butt... 

Monday, August 24, 2015

peace ..??? officer

bad news this is not what the police academy teaches. as someone who works in law enforcement for a city government, I have taken self defense classes, driving classes, segway and tactical bicycle classes, and twice a week do reception in the main lobby of the administrative building of the police / sheriff station, been doing it for 7 years. all this stuff is concocted in the individual officers brain , part of their DNA something, cadets are not brainwashed, face it as human beings there are a-holes in every situation, and to be sure we do not see them all.. and if you want to see the "other
side" watch the TV show "cops"

Monday, August 3, 2015

N.F.L. No F- in Logic

these nut kills me, once they get a million dollars they lose their minds. Brady has a supermodel at home doing cartwheels with no panties, No pay cut no fine, losing the first 4 games will not hurt their playoff chances. A lot of the past NFL Superbowl champions did not win the first 4 games, some went 1 and 3....what if he loses his appeal? and has to set out 4 game near the playoffs? team spirit...more like me spirit 

bush-ritto

while Prescott Bush was diddling the Nazi's finance,and George was diddling the neo-conservatives,"W" was diddling his finger up his nose while Chaney ruled. All this time Jebbers was diddling the help.There is no Hispanic / Mexican / Chicano / Latino co-op.as a matter of fact Anglo's did Cesar Chavez wrong his who life stealing their land etc.Even though Jebbers had daddy's help getting his Florida Governorship and was lucky to find the Pocahontas of Hispanics to marry, So while the Donald is running around insulting Republicans Jebbers is on Univision making "promises"at the time of the research for this cartoon trump 18% Jebbers 15% and Walker the Koch  boy 10%

Monday, July 27, 2015

Fun with Donald and Scott and Mike and Jeb and Ted

the problem with "the Donald" getting all the attention is all the other fun antics the other candidates on both sides of the isle is being washed aside. Fiorina is polling .08. She is drinking that now. Anyway this is going to get better, I have my popcorn and lemonade for the debate next week. all these folks get a fair (?) shot at this yuts and lets face it ..this is just a casting call to get Koch money.Everybody knows no matter how much personal money you have, you need Koch money and references to "win", case in point Mitt Romney. Can not wait for the holidays the "poor" are going to have it really good cause these bozos are going to pour millions into showing how much they care.

Saturday, July 11, 2015

FiFA....Ethics..Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!

FIFA, the board in charge of all the Professional Soccer, fired this yuts for reasons, he went before the ethics (?) board and they booted him out. FIFA offical Chuck Blazer paid $6,000 per month for a apartment for his cat. They did not booted him out because he was a bad guy they booted him out because he squeeled like a pig, ratted them out big time. Putting Ethics and FIFA in the same sentence is like giving a grown moose a hat rack..!

non-profit....not for the IRS

Karl Rove the Koch Brothers, a word of advice. whatch what you give. the IRS is comming after the the 2016 election season. Thats right you a-holes who have 501 (c) s the IRS is going to pay attention  to your donations..its audit time

Sunday, June 28, 2015

yikes, a football player, pencil and paper

this Minnesota Viking pro football player , on twitter, compaired being gay to being a child molester. now he may have a "college degree" so you would thing he would keep his stupid opinion off the airways..but he does line up 1 foot from 11 other 300 lbs guys and run at each other as fast as they can crashing into each other a knee to the head away from and being a perminante resident in the vegetable isle at Krogers, so that may say a lot...

Jindal yeah lead the charge

this idiot wants to get rid of the Supreme Court 5 Republicans to 4 Democrates and now others are following his example, yeah that will happen, how do these peolpe get in office? They will find a cure for PMS first!

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Demo-bull crap

my opinion will allways be wnem our export fees [80%] are the same as there import feees {20%} all is well. I know this is not a Obama thing it was a Reagan and his suck ass cronie thing. Where we step in is being paranoid to piss off the importers.

Saturday, June 20, 2015

wanted new flag, or find good help

as someone who raises the American flag everyday at work. This year we in Albuquerue we have had our share of reasons to be at half mast. And yes the New Mexico flag is also at half mast, so the confederate flag should have been done when all the other flags in the state were lowered in respect to the shooting in the baptist church. now I am convinced the administration there did not say not to I am sure some minimum wage ahole in either security or maintence just did not do it. that is usually the case.

Friday, June 5, 2015

their back a - gain $$$$

it really kills me when one of the idiot republican cartoonist takes a swipe at someone other than Obama, the dork did this cartoon but with Bill and Hillary Clinton, they completely ignore all the rest of the field this is how it should be done. We they all know most of the clowns are running to get speaking jobs or promote some book. Their cartoon showed her infront of a big screen. mine is on a old fashion TV with rabbit ears, and a 2 prong plug, not pluged in. to show it is the same old stuff..I LOVE political season !!! 

Friday, May 29, 2015

well here it comes, Mayor and Union bullshit

I havew been working for the city of Albuquerque for 7 years. If the Union wasn't stealing our money Mayor Berry horse assed around with giving us a 1 % raise, the Union officals want the city to pay so they could get a week off to "do union business" Mayor Berry did not think the city should. For a year we told the union dicks we would chip in so they could have there little bulshit time .they finally listened when the city council got pissed. now the city council has given us a 4% raise. I an sure when Berry signs this it will be like passing a kidney stone the size of a golf ball. The union and him should have worked out all this for our last contract, but never under estermate the heart of a asshole.    

Thursday, May 21, 2015

save the wolf, not the children

a monsignor with the church of Antioch in Santa Fe was standing outside the round house wearing a stupid (but cute) wolf hat howling to protest how the Turner Ranch lost their permit to house wolves. these wolves will be released into the wild where they will surley be shot by paranoid ranchers and farmers.Now New mexico for the past 8 years has been either 49th or 50th in education in the United States. where were these idiots when the woman who is the education director and who has caused this was confirmed with the help of 7 blue dog democrates. Where were the protests, at the high schools? No one protested outside the round house, so once again the children make the New mexico adults look like they care more for anything but the children. It takes a community to raise a child? odviously not here.

Monday, May 11, 2015

no democratic kum-by-ya 1

as soon as I saw Presedent Obama "called out" Elizabeth Warren this cartoon popped into my mind.Make no mistake. these two ,Warren and Sanders are not going to back down, these two were being corted by the general public to run for the presedency long before the pundents mentioned Hillary's name.

no democratic kum-by-ya 2

this cartoon simply says Bernie Sanders is not going to debate Hillery like a old boys reunion, he is  going to come at her and not play games. The democratic pundits were saying Hillery needs to have someone running against her to be ready to take on the Republican challenger. make no mistake she is going to get it

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Carrie (Carly) too

ok...she came out of the woodwork, rising from the ashes when she took over at Hewlett-Packard, now she wants to be President, this bigtime bimbo was asked if the Republicans ask her to be VP would she do it? She said"would you ask a man that question?...uh yes what a boob...oh on that subject, I really wish , from a artistic point of view,of course, that some of these women on both sides would have some! come on, Hillery, Fiorina, Palin could not fill a bra. seriously, the men are chipping in, bald spots, beer bellies, Boehner, is orange Obama has big ears, Rand Paul has some type of ferret on his head jeez, the porn star that ran for office barely had clevage. Anyway this womanis know for almost single handily nearly destroying Hewlett-Packard and now she is running for president with no mind to be a Vice President....cartooning gold.....almost

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Happy Annaversary Osama Bin Ladin

On May 1st Osama Bin Ladin got a bullet to his empty head.Question why does a Saudi prince walk away from satin sheets, all the Aribic pussy he could stand and probly an unlimited master card to live in a large hovel, having to burn his garbage and have a bunch of American marines stomp your guts ,take the sheet off your head warp it around your body and toss you in the drink? Well I do not know and do not care with 2 bullets president Obama did more than Bush W did with all the troops he sent to the middle east, when was the last time you heard of pirates attacking a ship with an american flag? so all you Aholes who think America is some soft touch wennies Rest In Hell , you know American kicks the worlds ass in sports what makes these people think we can't do the same while holding a gun, or a drone remote? 

Friday, May 1, 2015

memory lane,,Republican bullshit

Remember when Tom cotton a congressional freshman wrote a letter sent to the Ayatollah of Iran inviting him to America? what exactly would he do here. Just because these people rule 3rd world countries which probly does not have America's level of technology does't mean they are anywhere near stupid. I am a master muralist, there is a organization named Precita Eyes who acredited me. the woman who owns the company once said to me "you are too comfortable and you have lost your edge" All the Democrats and Republicans have done just that, Did you know there are only 3 congressmen who are not millionares? Wasn't it Nixon who interfeared with negotiations with Vietnam? as usual thousands died no promises kept. its time we put them out of office so maybe they will gain there edge...yeah right.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

idiot-hoff

ok. this guy has got to be senile. period, He walks into the congres of the united states with a snowball thinking this is going to acctually make a impression on someone, "Hey look its snowing there is no global warming" A middle school student could put up a more compelling arguement. I hope all you people who are keeping this "persom" in office are proud. You are costing all the other tax payers money,

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Donkey see when are you going to do?

I have quit the Democratic party, I will still vote the ticket, but my contribution is my blog, I will still fill my yard and fences with signs of all the candidates on our ticket, but I have expended enough gas and time.Untill we / they get the notion out of their heads that they are walikg on glass on every decision.Example,Republican candidates meet with the NRP and the National Republican Party decides who they wll support, the Democratic party her has a policy of not wanting to show favoritism, that is why the candidate who won the convention did not win the ballot because the losers got on the ballot, the "popular name" won the primary and Martinez, KICKED HIS ASS. Why because this yutz thought he was smarter than all the informed voters at the convention and the NMDP didn't want to take sides. these four nitwits took Obama care grants in their right hand and talk shit about how they will get rid of Obamacare out of their left hand, and everyone of them will get reelected. 

Rand fans do not worry

Ok this is not a cartoon. I was walking to my room and on the TV was Rand Paul with three people behind him. one of them was this guy. now first Rand Paul is not on my radar. He nor his father are comic gold, like making fun of rats. just not enough personality. Not like Sara Palin, John McCain or  even Obama. But seriously I have been in camera and photo shoots with candidates and it is a 3 person deal not counting the candidate. SOMEONE could have said "hey lets put that t-shirt on someone who may acctually be ...... my bet is the person made the t-shirt, but heay there wasn't a cute  daughter or wife to wear it? I am also sure that is not a literal run, possablely he did some work on a past campain or something.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Trump for President....this keeps getting better...

this boob is known for two things, Celibrity Aprentice and Bankrupcy court. he has not served on ANY type of political panel .not city council. not dog catcher, and he thinks he is qualified to be President. In reality he should not have the thought, is he even a lawer? who filed all his bankrupcy paperwork anyway? oh he can collect money at CPAC..no I do not think he could count the money in the jar.

Ted Cruz..Presidental streak

this is cartoon gold, ever since Sara Palin I have had so many cartoons in my head that my IQ has droppedIf Pailin had better boobs I could have really worked the bimbo wit angle. The words in the cartoon say it all.Oh and the word streak was used by the Repblican pundants.

journal dope

this is a rebutal to the "cartoon" in the 3/31/15 abq journal "Republican newspaper" he did a cartoon of the president with a american flag behind him and Obama was justifying releasing 5 teliban detainees, he found it a big deal they were high ranking persons, Bush and Cheney released 500, and what do you think the chances are none of them were comanders. 

Monday, March 9, 2015

monkey told monkey do

this is not a cartoon it is a piece of art fact, something will come before the Superme Court they will bullshit around with the request and then a light will shine and the usual suspects and Thomas's wife will remember who is there owner and 90% of the time the rulling is slanted towards that. not one time has any of the republican "justices" reqused themselves and there has been plenty of occations for them to, their paycheck will not be less and they will not need a note on why they did not vote.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

bengazi kisss it

 now this cartoon made me laugh. this is exactly what she should happen, the Republicans have rung so much blood out of this turnup it is not funny, don't they have anything else to do....duh minimum wage.

not again, same shit different victoms

so john boehner does not want to finance Homeland security...he did but here is the same thing every fucking time it the same thing you don't give us what we want we ain't gonna...fuckin kids

Monday, February 23, 2015

still ignorant after all these years

OK, Since Susanna Martinez became Governor, New Mexico has been 50th in the nation in education,except when Mississippi slips. we are second in childhood obesity, vehicular homicide against folks on bicycles and have been in the top 5 in good old fashion homicide. We are one of three states to have the Department of Justice take over as over site to the police department,because the Albuquerque police adopted a shoot first why ask questions later unspoken policy and 6 idiots voted to confirm the dits who has been the interim head of education here one of the idiots ,Campos, ran against Martinez's first campaign No one not family or "friend" says anything bad against any type of teacher, especially politicians in this state. 

jackass stampede

well I am going to cut to the chase, 1st I am a "old fashion" Democrats you scratch my back I scratch yours, you kick me in the nuts I kick you in the nuts..wearing grandma's combat boots. so when the whole democratic contention in the New Mexico House of Representative walked out of a vote they did not like well this is what you get, kicked in the "nuts" oh i can't cause obviously they have none otherwise they would have stayed and fought, the Republicans are doing their usual tricks manipulating thing to help themselves while the Democrats cower in the corner. Maybe walking out is some type of rough and tough symbol to some people to me staying there and filibustering and voting no is that sign.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

business as usual only grander

In college I was part of a theater group that went to Los Angels to a conference / contest. it was held at a catholic college. my car pool got lost and we were walking through the administration building and the blonde haired blue eyed actress saw all the pictures of the past administrators and said " great a wall full of dead white guys" that is exactly who is running the government, old people who FINALLY got power, got old and they are mistaking the voices there meds are giving them with the voices of the "american people"..oh an doing what their contributors ($$$$) say.

way to go...stupid blue dogs

 
5 fuckin "Democrats" voted for the Keystone Pipeline. now I decided in 1990 that in depth research on cartoon does not help the folks reading. The research I do is what some one on step below a political junkie does. if you yell stop, it is the same as yelling look out, same warning less words. NOW, not one map shows filling or processing plants anywhere along the "purposed" pipeline route. aside from maintenance and security plus their supervisors that is the sum total of the jobs needed on a pipe. as far as these nine go, especially Claire Mc Caskill what ever the Republican offered it is a lie and they might as well bend over and wait for the hot cattle prod.

republican senior backstabbers...duh

Bobby Jindal, health care plan..ha ha ha ha , John Boehner presented a bill when they shut down the government the last time to cut out the pay of all their interns, They do not care about some stupid old school Republican who actually thinks these multi-millionaire greedy self centered "public servants"  are half way thinking about anyone who has not donated at least $250,000 to their campaign

Friday, January 23, 2015

Wow...maybe she should have stayed with grabbing hog privates

OMG when I was in Jr High the term for women like Joni was "handsome" before that "plain Jane" no shape, no breasts , no personality. they seen to pick women that are talking heads, -
ever since Monica Crowley  there have been no republican woman who "look good" and you noticed none of "these" women in the Republican party ran for any office.